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• There can be no total understanding and no absolutely reliable test of understanding.
  -- Joseph Weizenbaum I understand. -- ELIZA...
• What 'PENTIUM' stands for ...
• I am a computer -- dumber than any human and smarter than any administrator.
  -- ...understanding Bureaucracy......
• I have an understanding with my local police--I have them outgunned, but they have me outnumbered
• QOTD: "What I like most about myself is that I'm so understanding when I mess things up.
• You are not understanding this sentence.
• what I told you was true...from a certain point of view.
  -Ben Kenobi -- ...understanding Marketing......
• If *I* can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.
  "Somebody has to save our skins." - Leia Organa -- ...understanding Product Support......
• Do you know where I can get any shit?" --Lenny Bruce, comedian, 1925-1966