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• The hypochondriac's epitaph: NOW will you believe me?
• Afterlyfe.sys not found! Do you want to re-incarnate?
• And the RESET button lets you re-run AUTOEXEC.BAT!
• Minister, have you finished with that re-drafted re-draft of the draft proposal yet?
  No Humphrey, do you need it back? Yes minister, I'm afraid it needs re-drafting!...
• If you feel bad because you feel good and know that you will feel worse if you feel better, you are fairly well sure you are a hypochondriac.
  If you feel good because you feel bad and know you will feel better if you feel worse, you are a cairdnohcopyh, because you are doing things backwards....
• So you think *I'm* the murderer? What do I have to do to convince you that I'm not, be the next victim?
  Well that would be a start. -- Cary Grant & Audrey Hepburn in "Charade", 1963...
• Nothing is really so satisfying as telling a hypochondriac how healthy he looks.
• You use unfamiliar words -- please re-phrase it, or try something else.