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• Ewelme (n,vb.) The smile bestowed on you by an air hostess.
• This is our karaoke bar. Now it is empty, but soon it will be hopping with drunken Japanese businessmen.
  -- Restaurant hostess, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
• Have you actually tasted an airline toilet seat?
• If you want the best seat in the house, move a cat.
• Nobody ever gives up their seat for you.
• Helen: Hmm, Pita. Well, I don't know about food from the Middle East.
  Isn't that whole area a little iffy? Hoste...
• If you think that you are sweet, take off your jock & smell the seat!!
• If you stand up to be counted someone will take your seat.
• Why can't you remember to put the toilet seat BACK DOWN?