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• Man who arrives at party two hours late will find he has been beaten to the punch.
• The man who said "A bird in the hand's worth two in the bush" has been putting his bird in the *WRONG* bushes.
• The two party system ... is a triumph of the dialectic.
  It showed that two could be one and one could be two and had probably been fabricated by Hegel for the American market on a subcontract from General Dynamics....
• Man will survive into eternity. He's too stupid to know when he's beaten.
• He who laughs last -- missed the punch line.
• He who has had, has been, but he who hasn't been, has been had.
• Freddy approaches two people tossing a football] Freddy
  Gimme the ball! [runs to the punch bowl, throws it in hard] The punch has been spiked!...
• He who is content with his lot probably has a lot.