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• Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categorie
  hose that don't work, those that break down, and those that get lost. -- Russell Bake...
• Battling inanimate objects is pointless.
• Young's Law of Inanimate Mobility: All inanimate objects can move just enough to get in your way.
• All inanimate objects can move just enough to get in your way.
  -- Young's Law of Inanimate Mobility...
• Never let an inanimate object defeat you...
• People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately. -- Russell Bake
• Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things.
  -- Russell Bake...
• All biography is ultimately fiction.
• Objects may be divided up in three categories: malfunctioning objects, objects getting broken and objects getting lost.
  -- Russel Bake...