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• Performance is directly affected by the perversity of inanimate objects. -- Charles P. Boyle
• Young's Law of Inanimate Mobility: All inanimate objects can move just enough to get in your way.
• All inanimate objects can move just enough to get in your way.
  -- Young's Law of Inanimate Mobility...
• Programmer: Red eyed mumbling mammal, capable of communicating with inanimate objects.
  -- Computing Definitio...
• The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him. -- Russell Bake
• Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categorie
  hose that don't work, those that break down, and those that get lost. -- Russell Bake...
• Pointless point of Confuscion...
• Meaningless tagline attached to pointless message.
• The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.