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• Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categorie
  hose that don't work, those that break down, and those that get lost. -- Russell Bake...
• Battling inanimate objects is pointless.
• Programmers do it with objec
• Reality is the indefinite enumeration of objects.
• PRO: Not getting hit by various objects falling from the sky.
  CON: Not being able to throw rocks and other harmful objects off tall buildings in the city....
• Objects are lost only because people look where they are not rather than where they are.
• I'm morphing objects in another window.
• Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.
• The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him. -- Russell Bake