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• If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
  Cannon's Law...
• If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
  -- Cannon's Comme...
• After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.
• After a raise in salary you will have less money at the end of each month than you had before.
  -- Dr. R. F. Gumperso...
• The tire is only flat on the bottom. -- John L. Shelto
• Confidence is simply that quiet assured feeling you have before you fall flat on your face.
• Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have.
  -- Ernest Haski...
• How do DEC repairmen change a flat tire? They replace each tire until they find the flat one.