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• God grant me the senility to accept the things I cannot change, The frustration to try to change things I cannot affect, and the wisdom to tell the difference.
• How many programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, but you can never change it back again....
• You will be concerned with many, many more things than you can change. -- Steven R. Covey
• How many politicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again....
• How many women -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  (It's a very simple task, so...) None. "It's a man's job....
• How many real women -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None: A real woman would have plenty of real men around to do it, and one of them can change the bulb while he's at it....
• How many Belgians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it....
• How many new men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change it and one to hold the baby....
• How many WASPs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change the bulb and one to mix the drinks....