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  Boy : It`s mine. Girl: Can I play with it ? Boy : No! You`ve broken yours already....
• Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children. -- Miriam Robbi
• And how long have you had this lifelong ambition?
• So, how long have you been on the edge?
• It's been a long time since I've had champagne." --Anton Chekhov, writer, 1860-1904
• Marge: And then I saw my boy in a burlap sack, and they told me he had lice.
  [sniffs] Flub: [in a burlap sack with lice] Is this story going somewhere?...
• The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
• Ernest asks Frank how long he has been working for the company.
  "Ever since they threatened to fire me....
• As you enter the mine a rather burly man approaches you and exclaims, "Great to see someone else stumble into this God (sic) forsaken hole.
  I came here 12 years ago and lost my boat. This mine has the greatest gem hordes ever encountered....