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• So how long have you been working at a cat house?
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  How long have you been having this phantasy?...
• You have to be sharp to be on the cutting edge.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you have a photo of your SO taped to the corner of your screen and you get comments from passers-by like "Hey, neat GIF", and "_How_ many colors?
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you're awakened by your SO and all you can think of
  in that muddied half- conscious state before becoming fully awake, is something having to do with male and female serial connectors and how the baud rates have to be synchronized....
• And how long have you had this lifelong ambition?
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you have been hacking X and the colors of your tv don't look right so you think maybe you should use a different Visual.
• Do you think your father and I should have lived comfortably so long together if ever we had been married?
• Do you think your mother and I should have lived comfortably so long together if ever we had been married?