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• The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
• I've gone to look for myself. If I should get back before I return, keep me here. -- Bill the Ca
• A man who was loved by three hundred women singled me out to live with him.
  Why? I was the only one without a cat. -- Elayne Boosle...
• Cat: A Bit of Heaven Here On Earth.
• Has anybody found a good use for a live cat?
• There is a small black obsidian cat sculpture here!
• Marge: But you can't let a few bad experiences sour you on helping people.
  Lovejoy: Oh, sure I can. [the phone rings] [shudders] You handle it....
• Oh sure, this costume may look silly, but it lets me get in and out of dangerous situations -- I work for a federal task force doing a survey on urban crime.
  Look, here's my ID, and here's a number you can call, that will put you through to our central base in Atlanta....
• Oh sure, this costume may look silly, but it lets me get in and out of dangerous situations -- I work for a federal task force doing a survey on urban crime.
  Look, here's my ID, and here's a number you can call, that will put you through to our central base in Atlanta....