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• The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. Doug Larso
• A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.
  -- Doug Larso...
• If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
  -- Doug Larso...
• The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
  -- Doug Larso...
• If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat -- Mark Twai
• If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.
  -- Doug Larson [Not to mention, butterfly would be flutterby. Ed.]...
• A dog is a man's best friend
• A cat's best friend is his teddy bear. -- Garfield.
• Kent: When cat burglaries start, can mass murders be far behind?
  This reporter isn't saying that the burglar is an inhuman monster like the Wolfman, but he very well could be....