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• The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain.
  -- Oscar Wilde...
• Women spoil every romance by trying to make it last for ever. -- Oscar Wilde
• Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them.
  Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. -- Oscar Wilde...
• The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match.
  -- Will Roge...
• The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of their tires.
  -- Dorothy Parke...
• Either they go, or I do. -- Oscar Wilde, of his new bedroom curtains (attrib.), 1900
• Either that wallpaper goes, or I do." ~~ Oscar Wilde, writer, d. November 30, 1900