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• It's 03 A.M. and the kids aren't home from school yet.
• The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of their tires.
  -- Dorothy Parke...
• A consultant is an ordinary person a long way from home.
• CONSULTANT: An ordinary man a long way from home.
• I'm fond of children -- except for boys.
• The easiest way to teach children the value of money is to borrow from them.
• Homer: [expansive] So, how was everybody's day at school?
  Bart: Horrifying! Lisa: Pointless! Marge: Exhausting....
• I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. --Robert Orbe
• The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
  -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)...