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• Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses. -- Dorothy Parker (1893-1967), "News Item
• If all the girls attending it [the Yale Prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.
  -- Dorothy Parker (1893-1967)...
• If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end -- I wouldn't be a bit surprised.
  -- Dorothy Parke...
• Brevity is the soul of lingerie. -- Dorothy Parke
• The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of their tires.
  -- Dorothy Parke...
• You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think. -- Dorothy Parke
• Men seldom make passes at a girl who surpasses. -- Franklin P. Jone
• I can give you a sentence with the word horticulture.
  You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think. -- Dorothy Parke...
• Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea
  And love is a thing that can never go wrong; And I am Marie of Roumania. -- Dorothy Parke...