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• One of rarest things that a man ever does is to do the best he can. -- Josh Billing
• Every man has his follies -- and often they are the most interesting thing he had got.
  -- Josh Billing...
• When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him.
  -- Josh Billing...
• Guinan: "There can only be *one* captain." Riker: "It's not that simple.
  This was his crew, he wrote the book on this ship!...
• Don't ever prophesy; for if you prophesy wrong, nobody will forget it and if you prophesy right, nobody will remember it.
  -- Josh Billing...
• Silence is said to be golden, but the best fools the world has ever produced had nothing to say on the subject.
  -- Josh Billing...
• If there is any way to do it wrong, he will. -- Ed Murphy
• The devil is the father of lies, but he neglected to patent the idea, and the business now suffers from competition.
  -- Josh Billing...
• Time is like money; the less we have of it to spare, the further we make it go. -- Josh Billing