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• If there is any way to do it wrong, you will.
• If there is a wrong way to do something, then someone will do it. -- Edward A. Murphy Jr.
• Murphy wasn't an optimist. He just got it wrong.
• There is no right way to do something wrong.
• There is no right way to do a wrong thing.
• If it can go wrong it will, while HE'S out of town. -- Mrs. Murphy's Law