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• Flattery is like cologne -- to be smelled, but not swallowed. -- Josh Billing
• Metaphysics is the science of proving what we don't understand.
  -- Josh Billings (Henry Wheeler Shaw)...
• There are two things in life for which we are never fully prepared, and that is -- twins.
  -- Josh Billing...
• Conover: And Bart's childish taunting agitated the Aussies further.
  Homer: Oh, he'll agitate you. Ho, ho! He sure will....
• Through our dreams, we go further ...
• We are prepared to go to the gates of hell - but no further.
• Some folks in this world spend their whole time hunting after righteousness and can't find any time to practice it.
  -- Josh Billing...
• When a young man begins to go down hill everything seems to be greased for the occasion.
  --Josh Billing...
• Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take. -- Josh Billing