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• The absolute definite best way to catch a fish: have somebody throw it to you.
• One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong golf ball on a golf course.
• Golf is a good walk spoiled. (It's good sportsmanship not to pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
  ) -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• The human brain starts to work the moment you are born and never stops until you get up in public to explain why you voted the way you voted, or what is worse and takes longer, why you did not vote.
• The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
  JESSEL...
• Krusty: Kids...Itchy and Scratchy can't be here today.
  But instead, we've got the next best thing!...
• You heard about the man who quit playing golf, then took it up again fourteen years later?
  He found his ball. -- Bob Kaliba...
• Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on it!
  Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit? A: The tame way!...
• The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
  -- Sir George Jessel...