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  because the Reagan administration, as part of the same policy under which it recently sold Yellowstone National Park to Wayne Newton, has "deregulated" the airline industry....
• USA Today--their slogan is: If you can't write, make a list. -- Barry Crimmi
• You can never be too paranoid. -- C. E. Crimmi
• We have a presidential election coming up. And I think the big problem, of course, is someone will win.
  -- Barry Crimmi...
• Now is the time, after reading about habits, to do something really foolish! Start Smoking!
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people. Now apply to smoking
  Cigarettes don't cause lung cancer; lungs do....
• It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
  -- Richard J. Ferris, president of United Airline...
• Smoking can kill. -- HK Government health warning