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• Smoking will kill you. Either stop now or don't ever start.
• My God, you're talking about a positive mental attitude and you haven't even had your planet demolished today.
  I woke up this morning and thought I'd have a nice relaxed day, do a bit of reading, brush the dog....
• Brave, foolish, or both-- there is something attractive about an outrageous and futile undertaking.
• And Now for something Really Amazing! - Bullwinkle
• A couple more shots of whiskey, women 'round here start looking good.
  -- [something about a 10 being a 4 after a six-pack? Ed.]...
• New users do it after reading the helpfile.
• I've read so much about the dangers of sex, smoking, and drinking that I've given up reading
• Reading Habits: Omnivorous, but usually includes lots of science and science fiction.
  The typical hacker household might subscribe to "Analog", "Scientific American", "Co-Evolution Quarterly", and "Smithsonian"....
• Eternity is not something that begins after you are dead.
  It is going on all the time. We are in it now. -- Charlotte P Gilma...