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• How do you get rid of unwanted pubic hair? Spit it out.
• You will experience a strong urge to do good; but it will pass.
• Sometimes you get an almost irresistible urge to go on living.
• Note the many tobacco stains on the floor. Anyone can spit on the floor, even an idiot.
  Try your luck at spitting on the ceiling! Do not spit on the floor, unless you agree with line three....
• The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
  -- Doug Larso...
• If you don't know where you are when you get there, then this is a fairly poor place to find out that you are not where you thought you were.
• Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?
  -- Bobby Kelto...