Related:

• Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three -- and paradise is when you have none.
  -- Doug Larso...
• A car that starts when you have to go to work won't turn over on your day off. -- Doug Larso
• Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.
  -- Doug Larso...
• You know you have a small apartment when... one is company and two is a crowd.
  -- S. Rickly Christia...
• You know you have a small apartment when... you can answer the telephone from the bed, the kitchen table, the sink or the shower.
  -- S. Rickly Christia...
• When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other.
  -- Chinese Proverb...