Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
That's When Bob Realized It Was A Daymare!
Home
›
Fortune Cookies
›
Miscellaneous Collections
That's when Bob realized it was a daymare!
Related:
I woke up this morning, and I realized that somebody had broken into my apartment, stolen all my things and replaced them with exact duplicates.
I asked my roommate if he noticed anything, and he said, 'Who are you?...
When Sideshow Bob is in jail, his prisoner number i
24601. This is also Jean Valjean's number in Les Miserables Episode...
Barlow: All right, my friends, let's go to the phones.
First up is Bob from South Springfield. Welcome to you, sir....
Edna: It's so exciting to be dating a killer. Bob
To be fair, I never successfully killed anyone. Edna...
Maxwell: "Picard, I have to tell you. I was grateful when I realized it was you Starfleet had sent after me.
Someone who knows what it's really like out here." -- "The Wounded", Stardate 44431.7...
When I was young, my position was: dynamite. It was only later that I realized that this sort of thing cannot be rushed.
It must rot away like a diseased member. -- Adolf Hitler (1889-1945), on the churches....
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you wake up at 3
00am from a nightmare, and realize the reason for i...
Love is when two people who care about each other get confused. -- Bob Schneide
Remember when: You played Red Rover, Red Rover, let Bob come over?