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• Move over, Rover, and let Jimi take over.
• A pig is a jolly companion, Boar, sow, barrow, or gilt -- A pig is a pal, who'll boost your morale, Though mountains may topple and tilt.
  When they've blackballed, bamboozled, and burned you, When they've turned on you, Tory and Whig, Though you may be thrown over by Tabby and Rover, You'll never go wrong with a pig, a pig, You'll never go wrong with a pig!...
• Homer: You can't go wrong with cocktail weenies! They taste as good as they look, and they come with this delicious red sauce.
  It looks like ketchup. It tastes like ketchup....
• But, I just want to say, over the years, I have come to regard you as.
  ..people I met. -- Rimmer, making his goodbyes in Red Dwarf 'Holoship'...
• Hi, my name is Rover. I'll paint your car yellow for free.
• Oh, my luve 's like a red, red rose, That 's newly sprung in June
  Oh, my luve 's like the melodie That 's sweetly played in tune....