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TEXAN: A Wet-back That Didn't Make Oklahoma.
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TEXAN:
A wet-back that didn't make Oklahoma.
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Women Unite! Make *___him* sleep in the wet spot tonight!
TOURIST: A pretty girl in Oklahoma.
Hello, this is Jim. Unfortunately I can't answer the phone right now because I've just come back from the Mirror Worlds and I'm still made up of antimatte
o if I were to pick up the phone right now, the resulting energy release would make Hiroshima look like a wet firecracker....
When it comes to getting the back of your calf wet, a rain and a good umbrella are the best combination.
Drawling granny voice:) Way back inna winner of fifty-two, we didn' have fanshy gadjets like no ansherin' machine.
You jusht had to call and call until shummbody got home....
Yankee by birth, Texan by choice!
Edna: Oh! Oh! How about Oklasoft? It's Oklahoma's fastest-growing software company.
Maude: Um, cushions? Everybody likes to sit on cushions....
Never eat Chinese food in Oklahoma. -- David Brya