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• POSTMEN are first class male
• Why go second class when 1st class is only $25?
• I look at life as being cruise director on the Titanic.
  I may not get there, but I'm going first class. -- Art Buchwald...
• Second Law of Final Exams: In your toughest final -- for the first time all year -- the most distractingly attractive student in the class will sit next to you.
• In your toughest final-- for the first time all year-- the most distractingly attractive student in the class will sit next to you.
  -- Second Law of Final Exam...
• If you can't go first class, charge it.
• Class, that's the only thing that counts in life. Class.
  Without class and style, a man's a bum; he might as well be dead. -- "Bugsy" Siegel...
• First Law of Class Scheduling: Class schedules are designed so that every student will have time to waste between classes.