If You Can't Go First Class, Charge It.

If You Can't Go First Class, Charge It.

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If you can't go first class, charge it.

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If you have to travel on the Titanic, why not go first class? -- Madison's Inquiry
Hempstone's Question: If you have to travel on the Titanic, why not go first class?
Madison's Inquiry: If you have to travel on the Titanic, why not go first class?
There you go, bringing class into it again...
Maybe you can't buy happiness, but these days you can certainly charge it.
Homer: All right, how much do you charge? Zweig: If money's a problem, I charge on a sliding scale.
I can go as low as $30 an hour. Homer: Keep sliding....