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• Second Law of Final Exams: In your toughest final -- for the first time all year -- the most distractingly attractive student in the class will sit next to you.
• In your toughest final-- for the first time all year-- the most distractingly attractive student in the class will sit next to you.
  -- Second Law of Final Exam...
• First Law of Final Exams: Pocket calculator batteries that have lasted all semester will fail during the math final.
  Corollary: If you bring extra batteries, they will be defective....
• There will always be prayer in school as long as there are final exams.
• Remember: if we all do bad, we all do well. -- Ross Niswanger on final exam
• First Law of Class Scheduling: Class schedules are designed so that every student will have time to waste between classes.
• Chickens...the only animals you can eat before they are born.
  ...and after they are dead. The first is an encore performance, the second the final act....
• But in calling Moriarty a criminal you are uttering libel in the eyes of the law, and there lies the glory and the wonder of it.
  The greatest schemer of all time, the organizer of every devilry, the controlling brain of the underworld....
• I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year. . . for cheating on my metaphysics final.
  You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me....