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• TV's biggest problem is killing time between commercials.
• Those commercials about weight loss you see on television must be true.
  I heard about one lady who lost 187 pounds of ugly fat....
• Begathon, n.: A multi-day event on public television, used to raise money so you won't have to watch commercials.
• On commercial television the high quality of the entertainment is often spoiled by those annoying little interruptions, which we call programs.
  -- Kenneth Horne...
• The following is from an editorial in the Midvale Observer, a local newspaper.
  "Ever since the 1950's when television sets began to appear in the average home, the rate of crimes committed by teenagers in the country of Alta has steadily increased....
• There's no garbage in California." "That's because they turn it into television shows.
  -- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall...
• In California they don't throw their trash away - they make it into television shows. WOODY ALLEN