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• In the part of this universe that we know there is great injustice, and often the good suffer, and often the wicked prosper, and one hardly knows which of those is the more annoying.
  -- Bertrand Russell...
• Wisdom is that particular quality which enables you to avoid any and all of those situations which call for its judicious use.
• Burns: Oh, meltdown. It's one of those annoying buzzwords.
  We prefer to call it an unrequested fission surplus. Episode: 8F04, Homer Defined...
• Television shows: those little interludes between the commercials.
• He fell into a vat of pudding mixture and was found battered to death. -- Kenneth Horne
• Television is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to listen to the same joke at the same time and yet remain lonely.
  T.S.Elio...
• There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered
  entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest suggestion of affection....
• There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered
  entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest suggestion of affection....