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• SHABM: SHift A Bit More
• SHAB: SHift A Bi
• If life deals you lemons, why not go kill somone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his throat)?
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• A guy down the hall has a wooden stake in his window with a sign that reads "BREAK GLASS IN CASE OF VAMPIRE.
• I'll bite his leg off. -- Someone getting into a role-playing game a bit too much, in ZOT!
• Sir, please help me get his coat off. (feebly) Leave it, Baldrick.
  ..it doesn't matter. Yes, it does. Blood's hell to shift - I want to get it in soap....
• Attention Frankston line passengers. The 4:38pm train to Frankston is running twenty minutes late due to the driver having decided to stop at Armadale and clip his toenails.
  Besides which, staff at Metropolitan Train Control felt a bit thirsty and have all gone to Young & Jacksons for drinkies....
• A real diplomat is one who can cut his neighbor's throat without having his neighbor notice it.
  -- Trygve Lie...
• A real diplomat is one who can cut his neighbor's throat without having his neighbour notice it.
  -- Trygve Lie...