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• In case of emergency, break glass, scream, bleed to death.
• A rickety wooden bridge extends across the chasm, vanishing into the mist.
  A sign posted on the bridge reads, "STOP! Pay troll!...
• at the airport, sees a chauffeur holding a sign that reads, `SIMPSON'] Look, Marge, that guy has the same last name we do!
  -- Homer, "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washingto...
• Ned: Ho, ho, this is a dilly of a pickle. Man: Oh my God.
  ..the PTA has disbanded! [jumps out a window] Ned...
• I was walking down the street the other day when I saw this guy with two wooden legs, but real feet.
• Carpenter: A guy who nails down his agreement...
• Tear off his sign bit and SHIFT down his throat!
• Given a wash-and-wear revolution, a shrewd old Chinese landryman has converted his shop into a pay as-you-enter, fast-pop bordello.
  The first thing a client sees is a sign over the cash register that reads: NO TICKEE, NO QUICKIE....
• There is a beautiful waterfall here. The sound of the water echos throughout throughout the cavern.
  The water rushes down to a pool not far below below and seems to continue....