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• You are being followed by a very large, tame bear.
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• As you look on, the troll manages to munge himself with an astounding display of ineptitude.
• The only good troll is a fireballed troll!
• After the troll's lightning-fast attack, you note the absence of your heart and kidneys.
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• The troll is nowhere to be seen.
• Bridge ahead. Pay troll.