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• Tame a troll and it will learn you fighting.
• No matter how sophisticated you may be, a large granite mountain cannot be denied -- it speaks in silence to the very core of your being.
  -- Ansel Adam...
• You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the CIA and FBI.
  (And, in fact, you're right.)...
• I'm being followed by a pair of boxer shorts.
• Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on it!
  Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit? A: The tame way!...
• If a person deceives you once, shame on that person.
  If a person deceives you twice, shame on you! For of all hard things to bear and grin, the hardest is being taken in....
• And sometimes the bear eats you.
• There is a bear following you around.
• You're being followed. Cut out the hanky-panky for a few days.