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• In a state-run society the government promises you security.
  But it's a false promise predicated on the idea that the opposite of security in risk....
• Tame a troll and it will learn you fighting.
• As you look on, the troll manages to munge himself with an astounding display of ineptitude.
• You will be thrown out of the sanitarium when your family refuses to pay.
• You can't cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water.
  Don't let yourself indulge in vain wishes. -- Rabindranath Tagore (1861-1941)...
• GOAT A horned beast, known to cross troll-infested bridges in packs of three.
  Goats are unable to eat flowers, lest they explode....
• The only good troll is a fireballed troll!
• After the troll's lightning-fast attack, you note the absence of your heart and kidneys.
• The troll is nowhere to be seen.