One Thing They Never Tell You About Child Raising Is That For The Rest Of Your Life, At The Drop Of A Hat, You Are Expected To Know Your Child's Name And How Old He Or She Is.

One Thing They Never Tell You About Child Raising Is That For The Rest Of Your Life, At The Drop Of A Hat, You Are Expected To Know Your Child's Name And How Old He Or She Is.

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One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the
rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know
your child's name and how old he or she is.
-- Erma Brombeck

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