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• Take off your engineering hat and put on your management hat. -- Thiokol management, 1/27/86
• You have to take off your shoes before you can take off your stockings.
• If you think that you are sweet, take off your jock & smell the seat!!
• Nice underwear. Perhaps you should take them off your head.
• You know you're in trouble when... 1) Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.
  2) You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren't any....
• Obstacles are what you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
• Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. -- Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
• A SCRATCH? Your arm's off!
• Get off your ASCII.