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• Tact is rubbing out another's mistake instead of rubbing it in.
• The way we treat eachother is the foundation of the gospel of Christ. -- Marvin J. Ashto
• People who tell white lies soon become color blind. -- Marvin J. Ashto
• Benjamin Franklin produced electricity by rubbing cats backwards.
• How many men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Men don't screw-in light bulbs; they think they can turn them on just by rubbing up against them....
• Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
• Rubbing the electric lamp is not particularly rewarding. Anyway, nothing exciting happens.
• Dr. Zoidberg: "Okay, so you're nonchalant, stop rubbing our noses in it.
• Rubbing hair restorer into your scalp is a good way to insure hairy fingers.