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• One of the causes of the Revolutionary Wars was the English put tacks in their tea.
  Also, the colonists would send their parcels through the post without stamps....
• A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. -- Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
• AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! -- Ben Franklin, the moment he discovered electricity
• Never confuse motion for action. -- Benjamin Frankli
• Admiration is the daughter of innocence. -- Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
• After fish, milk do not wish. -- Benjamin Frankli
• A good conscience is a continued Christmas. -- Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
• Be sober and temperate, and you will be happy. -- Benjamin Frankli
• Beware of the young doctor and the old barber. -- Benjamin Frankli