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• Tact is rubbing out another's mistakes instead of rubbing them in. -- Marvin J. Ashto
• Benjamin Franklin produced electricity by rubbing cats backwards.
• Opal: [Gypsy accent] One drop of this love potion, and you will have any man you desire.
  [puts a drop on her tongue] Selma: What are the magical ingredients?...
• Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
• Rubbing the electric lamp is not particularly rewarding. Anyway, nothing exciting happens.
• Dr. Zoidberg: "Okay, so you're nonchalant, stop rubbing our noses in it.
• Rubbing hair restorer into your scalp is a good way to insure hairy fingers.
• How many members of the England cricket team -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Four. One to change it after 85 overs, one to throw him the new one, one to drop it, and one to get caught rubbing something out of his pocket into it....
• Marge: [bright] Well, as Jerry Lee Lewis would say, "There's a whole lotta frownin' going on".
  [laughs, then says "Mmm..."] Lisa: Mom, doesn't _any_ love story have a happy ending?...