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• Data: "One Seven Three Four Six Seven Three Two One Four Seven Six Charlie Three Two Seven Eight Nine Seven Seven Seven Six Four Three Tango Seven Three Two Victor Seven Three One One Seven Eight Eight Eight Seven Three Two Four Seven Six Seven Eight Nine Seven Six Four Three Seven Six Lock.
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• How many drummers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One .. Two, and a-one two three fou...
• Two and two continue to make four, in spite of the whine of the amateur for three, or the cry of the critic for five.
  -- James McNeill Whistle...
• How many circus performers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Four: One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go!...
• When I get bored I go to a Seven-Eleven and ask for a two-by-four and a box of three-by-fives.
  -- Rod Schmid...
• I maintain that two and two would continue to make four, in spite of the whine of the ameteur for three, or the cry of the critic for five.
  James MacNeill Whistle...
• Four... three... two... one... Bing! We have meatloaf!
  -- Homer watches dinner cook in the microwave, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
• Bart: We are happy, we are merry. Army: We are happy, we are merry.
  Bart: We got a rhyming dictionary. Army: We got a rhyming dictionary....