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• I maintain that two and two would continue to make four, in spite of the whine of the ameteur for three, or the cry of the critic for five.
  James MacNeill Whistle...
• Nature is usually wrong. -- James McNeill Whistle
• Psychotics think two and two make five. Neurotics know that two and two make four-but they can't stand it.
• My advice to the women's clubs of America is to raise more hell and fewer dahlias.
  -- James McNeill Whistle...
• Swish, two, three, four! Swish, two, three, four!
• James McNeill Whistler's (painter of "Whistler's Mother") failure in his West Point chemistry examination once provoked him to remark in later life
  "If silicon had been a gas, I should have been a major general....
• Three out of five people aren't the other two.
• Two rights don't make a wrong, but three will get you back on the freeway. -- James Wesley Jackso
• One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock rock...