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• Time Lords say, "Go ahead, make my yesterday".
• Scientists say that 1 out of every 4 people are crazy.
  .. so go check 3 of your friends, if it's not them... Congrats!...
• Go not to the machines for counsel, for they will say both 0 and 1.
• Go not to Usenet for counsel, for it will say both no, and yes, and no, and yes....
• People who have nothing to say often do and take a good long time doing it.
  People who have something to say, often do not. People who are unsure, often go ahead and say it anyway, thus putting them into the first category....
• We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them.
  -- Evelyn Waugh...
• You make 'em, I amuse 'em. [children] -- Theodor "Dr. Seuss" Geisel
• What the hell, go ahead and put all your eggs in one basket.
• Go ahead, bang your head against the wall. Be stupid.