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• Golf: You gotta have balls to play...
• The worst thing that you can do to someone is cause them to hire a lawyer.
• If you are ever caught in a thunderstorm while playing golf
  he best way to keep from being struck by lightening is to pull out a 9-iron and hold it above your head, because not even God can hit a 9-iron....
• Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
• Mm. My best dress...
  -- Marge watches Homer mow the lawn in her Sunday dress, "Dead Putting Society...
• Homer: [mumbling] Moe... Moe... Moe... Marge: Bart, are you going to mow the lawn today?
  Bart: Okay, but you promised me mo' money. Marge...
• If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation.
  If you work at it, it's golf. -- Bob Hope...
• Incompetents often hire able assistants. -- Douglas Evely
• Why do I get the feeling that someday I'll be describing this to a psychiatrist?
  -- Lisa watching Homer mow the lawn in Marge's dress, "Dead Putting Society...