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• Not now ... I have to go mow the laundry.
• Why does grass smell only when you mow it?
• You may be redneck... if you have to mow your driveway.
• You may be redneck... if you mow your yard and discover a car.
• You may be redneck... if you use a farm tractor to mow your yard.
• Success is being able to hire someone to mow the lawn while you play golf for exercise.
• Mm. My best dress...
  -- Marge watches Homer mow the lawn in her Sunday dress, "Dead Putting Society...
• Why do I get the feeling that someday I'll be describing this to a psychiatrist?
  -- Lisa watching Homer mow the lawn in Marge's dress, "Dead Putting Society...
• Homer: [mumbling] Moe... Moe... Moe... Marge: Bart, are you going to mow the lawn today?
  Bart: Okay, but you promised me mo' money. Marge...