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• A bureaucrat's castle is his desk ... and parking place.
  Proceed cautiously when changing either. -- Douglas Evely...
• Never say without qualification that your activity has sufficient space, money, staff, etc.
  -- Douglas Evely...
• Support organizations can always prove success by showing service to someone- not necessarily you.
  -- Douglas Evely...
• At least they're ___________EXPERIENCED incompete
• Success is being able to hire someone to mow the lawn while you play golf for exercise.
• Always distrust offices not under your jurisdiction which say that they are there to serve you.
  Support" offices in a bureaucracy tend to grow in size and make demands on you out of proportion to their service and in the end require more effort on your part than their service is worth....
• Hire a quality person, hire a Scout.
• We're tired of third-rate incompetents in public office. We want first-rate incompetents.