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  When she got there, the cupboard was bare And so was her daughter, I guess......
• The girl who remembers her first kiss now has a daughter who can't even remember her first husband.
• Now is come the time on Shprockets ven ve dance.
• They've got a new birth-control pill for men now. I think that's fair.
  It makes a lot more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest....
• Chorus: Grandma got run over by a reindeer, Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
  You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe!...
• Homer: OK, hotshots, now that my daughter is on your team, I want to make a few things clear.
  Lisa: [embarrassed] Please, Dad, I'll be fine Home...
• The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out a prescription for him in his usual illegible writing.
  The patient put it in his pocket, but he forgot to have it filled....
• Daughter: Dad? Kent: Uh huh? Daughter: My new doll is much better than Malibu Stacy.
  Do a newscast about her. Kent: Ho ho, please, honey, Daddy's job is to bring people important news....
• I finally got it all together. Then I forgot where I put it.