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• Why should I move to a city where the only cultural advantage is that I can make a right turn on a red light?
  -- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall...
• I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or it dies.
  Well, what we have on our hands here is a dead shark. -- Woody Alle...
• A little Prozac and a polo mallet. -- Woody Alle
• Eighty percent of success is showing up. -- Woody Alle
• I am at two with nature. -- Woody Alle
• Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. -- Woody Alle
• Nothing works...and nobody cares. -- Woody Alle
• Showing up is 80 percent of life. -- Woody Alle
• The last woman I was in was the Statue of Liberty. -- Woody Alle